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Happy Birthday ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) ljaxisofevil!
So many of you might be wondering, what is this ljaxisofevil? And why haven't I heard about them? Chances are, you have heard about them. You're just lying to yourself if you say that you haven't.
I have shamelessly ripped off prepared 10 (because I didn't want to annoy you all TOO much) statements that basically sum up how amazing Jack Bauer LJA is.
1. Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, ljaxisofevil laughed to itself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
2. Superman wears ljaxisofevil pajamas.
3. The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to ljaxisofevil.
4. It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was ljaxisofevil's milk. Oh you are so screwed.
5. If Rosa Parks was in ljaxisofevil's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.
6. Simon Says should be renamed to ljaxisofevil Says because if ljaxisofevil says something then you better fucking do it.
7. Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is ljaxisofevil, you're fucking dead."
8. When Google can't find something, it asks ljaxisofevil for help.
9. If ljaxisofevil misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
10. In 1 year, ljaxisofevil has conquered all memes, conquered ljsecret, exposed ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) limeyfuck, made fandom_wank, started an internet empire, and started their own website. What the fuck have you done with your life?
One year. One fucking year, you guys. You all changed my life, and I love you. And one more year until I see you guys, let's live it up.
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